I recently purchased a Snuggie blanket.  I think my buy had something to do with the idea of comfort ingrained in my subconsciuos night after night through those euphoric infomercials.  Needless to say, after 8 weeks of waiting in anticipation for its delivery and the consequently life altering effect of being able to pick up my land line phone while maintaining warm appendages, my Burgandy Snuggie arrived.  Immediately, the clouds parted, the snow melted, and the perenialls in my backyard began to bloom.

Well, not really.  This parody video sums up my thoughts well.