I remember watching Zach Galifianakis’ parody mini-series a bit ago and had to find them again.  This episode with Natalie Portman is the jam.  Watch the rest of the series on Zach Galifianakis’ FOD.

“wouldn’t it be funny if Chewbaca drove a Miata”

I recently purchased a Snuggie blanket.  I think my buy had something to do with the idea of comfort ingrained in my subconsciuos night after night through those euphoric infomercials.  Needless to say, after 8 weeks of waiting in anticipation for its delivery and the consequently life altering effect of being able to pick up my land line phone while maintaining warm appendages, my Burgandy Snuggie arrived.  Immediately, the clouds parted, the snow melted, and the perenialls in my backyard began to bloom.

Well, not really.  This parody video sums up my thoughts well.

Update of my favorite zombie, the now famous Jonathon, also known as Zombie Kid or simply… “I like turtles.”  I always wanted to know what happened to our mysterious friend.

Last night I got super excited to eat handmade Pierogis.  I defrosted and fried 4 of them, and they ended up being filled with sour kraut instead of the usual potato/cheese combination.  Talk about disappointing.

Luckily, Ryan Tomaro pointed me towards the youtube of a NY acquaintance by the name of Cole Escola, that captivated me for hours.  HILARIOUS.

Check out Cole as Joyce, my new favorite 49 year old woman.

ColeyWog Youtube

He also works as a duo with Jeffery Self titled VGL Boys, which I watched for about an hour today.  Sensational stuff here.

JefferySelf Youtube

I highly encourage immediately stopping whatever you are doing and watching their videos, now now now.

Who isn’t sucked into the Summer Heights High craze right now?  It seems I haven’t gone a day without overhearing at least a dozen quotes.  Read example:

(Jonah sneezes during class)
Miss Wheatley: JONAH Please!
Jonah: “…sorry miss, I’m just allergic to some shit up here… I must be allergic to your fart miss…”

Jonah, Ja’mie, Mr. G, all epic.  The video for Naughty Girl had me more excited than year 11 formal.

So the band (sans Harry) decided to play a game of Jenga before practicing today as a way to gather focus and strengthen our senses.  After 30 minutes of collaborative battle, we reached 31 tiers in height, only 9 tiers below the world record.  We could have gone all the way had a visitor ceased knocking on the kitchen door directly behind the tower location.

On a similar note, stumbled on this and found it slightly familiar, but absolutely funny.  Who has this much time to dedicate to stacking wooden blocks?

Amusing, yes.  But thinking that people probably think like this, well it’s just sort of frightening.  Nonetheless, it roused some one week later giggles.

When I first head this soundbite on a Diplo mix, I wondered what the origins where.

Until I saw ZOMBIEKid

and then there was the Bill O’Reilly interview.

I just love this video.  Every time.

I was on the fence about who I would be casting vote for in this historic race, but this debate pretty much summed up all of my lingering policy questions.

Party with Putin.